Friday, February 20, 2009
On board safety
In case of an emergence, try to suck your own dick. This might be your last change for sex. If this doesn't work, as your neighbor to help you. After reaching orgasm leave the plane on your hands and feet.
If the plane has crashed and you need to get out, develop superpowers and tear a piece out of the plane. Gently throw away the piece of plane. Then stick out your tongue, squeeze your hands together very firmly and jump out of the plane. Remember to take of your pointy shoes or the slide will explode and you'll die anyway.
On board instruction on flight 106 to Bombay, 20th of February 2009