Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Save Mozarts glockenspiel!!!

Ok, I was watching the Ze Frank Show
(my daily mental therapy!) and suddenly an item appeared which happened almost in my backyard.

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

This is wrong! No penis should amputated for just doing his work! :-)

I you agree just sign this "save the glockenspiel" petition by posting a comment, and I'll try to speak with the Aquatopia guys (I live in Antwerp and it is just around my corner).

This powermove should contribute to the league of awesomeness!!! Greetings to all sportracers!!

ps: did you know that iguanas have 2 penises????

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