Roller Man

So imagine you're a single girl and you meet this nice guy...he asks you out for dinner and he picks you up in his...Roller Man Suite!!!! Suddenly you're dating a guy with rollerskates strapped all over his body...and you're Miss Roller Man..or Roller Woman...

One doesn't mind riding in dogshit with a bike...but with this suite...and going head first...

...and how many rollerskates had to die to make this suite?

Anyway, just to say that I would nominate this as "product of the year"...